11. November 2011 22:29
…once lived a tragic feckless being called Peter the Frog. Peter the Frog was severely depressed, ever dwelling in the shadow of his long-departed and more talented brother Kermit. His crush, Miss Horsey, and his cousin, Vinny the Pooh, had both gone off to war against the ants, had not been heard of since and there really was no one with whom to hang out. "I could fight the ants!" Peter was known to exclaim, nearly falling out of his barstool. But he never really believed it. How does one even kill an ant, a giant ant, and can they be killed? One night Peter's umpteenth drink went down and he began the long stumble home….
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By: RyanNelson
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